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  . I’m not sure how you’d get them into Walmart, but it would be hysterical to watch.. Years ago my helper and I were on our way back from a job when we spotted a sign that said “Piglets for Sale $10.00″.   We agreed a pig ...
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Bold Fla. politician demonstrates EXACTLY how to stand up to PC police

A local official in Florida angered the overly sensitive, politically correct crowd when he went on Facebook with a satirical announcement that he had made the “difficult” decision to remain a guy. Poking fun at the excitement over the “bravery” of the transgender movement , Pembroke Pines City Commissioner Angelo Castillo posted a satire laden announcement in early June about his decision to defy “conventional wisdom” and continue to identify as a man. “Staying [...]

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    . THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY “THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” 2.  “They should not allow topless sunbathing on ...
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Officer Sees Black Man On The Side Of Road, Shatters Stereotypes With One Action

A random act of kindness by a Virginia police officer has social media buzzing. The mother of Virginia Tech student Joseph Owusu, 20, took to Facebook to praise the actions of state trooper Matt Oaks, who late last week stopped to help her son who was stranded late at night on the side of the road. Oaks pulled up and positioned his squad car so that Owusu was safe from oncoming tractor trailers and [...]

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Hillary-Clinton-Crazy-Face

As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus.  The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi–in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, ...
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Man flips off monkey. Monkey drop kicks man

  New York Daily News Newly posted security camera footage, purportedly from the monkey-laden city of Shimla in Northern India, shows a primate teaching a young man a lesson: Animals don’t like being flicked off, either. A couple of guys walk past the monkey in a market area ...
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Social-Justice Warriors Are Worrying about White Male Privilege on Mars

Oh, okay. Despite the fact that we’re clearly pretty far from colonizing Mars, the social-justice crowd is already freaking out that it’s going to be an oppressive, white-male dominated society and that we must act now to stop it. “The last thing we need is to wake up in 50 years and find that a bunch of #gamergate nobheads are running Mars,” Martin Robbins writes in a piece for the Guardian titled, “How Can [...]

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America's oldest World War II veteran is turning 109, and he still smokes 12 cigars a day

Richard Overton wwii veteran America's oldest-living veteran is on the cusp of turning 109 years old, and he still smokes 12 cigars a day.  Richard Overton, an Army veteran of World War II now living in Austin, Texas, still enjoys his whiskey too. Although Overton does not turn 109 until May 11, his Austin neighborhood threw him an early birthday party on May 3, consisting of burgers, milkshakes, and of course cigars.  “I smoke [...]

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Fargo Cop shoots Unarmed Cow, Town Braces for Bovine Riots

cop shoots cow A resident of Cass County, ND, has warned the People’s Cube of the rising tensions between the local community and the bovine population after a Cass County Sheriff’s Deputy shot and killed an unarmed cow who allegedly attacked him and pushed the uniformed officer to the ground after he produced his credentials and read the Miranda rights. While the details of the early morning incident in Interstate 94 west of Fargo [...]

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Why Ben Affleck’s Link to Slavery Matters | ZoNation (video)

    Published to YouTube on Apr 28, 2015 by PJ Media Zo explains why he will not let go of Ben Affleck’s links to slavery and Democratic politics.   In the case of Ben Affleck, it matters because he is such a hypocrite, elitist and up to ...
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Cowboys and Muslims..

. <><><><><><><>   Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge  in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian, passing thru from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show. And the  third is a fundamentalist ...
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Muslim Leader, eating your wife is okay

  . If you’re really hungry.. Wild Bill has a few comments about the concept..  He even offers to send Muslim men a shipment of American Meat tenderizers, and if he can arrange it……… err never mind, enjoy the video . ...
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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

  . This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you  get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I’ll meet you there.) There are 4 test questions.  Don’t miss one.   Giraffe Test          ...
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Mayday-Mayday

  . An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The terrified passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and ...
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