From My CP: I’m Gonna Change My Name

From My CP: I’m Gonna Change My Name

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Unified Patriots by Nessa

Harvest stutters on, a few days, maybe a week then it rains again.  Its a good year not to be a farmer.  Yields are good but getting the crops out of the field is nerve wracking.   The garden is dead and gone and my root cellar is full.  We had a bumper potato crop, the green beans just wouldn’t die, I’ve got 80 quarts frozen.  Even on the days it doesn’t rain the temperature struggles to reach 60.  We had 4 inches of snow two weeks ago, its gone now but that is one of the signs of “Winter’s Here.”  Its gonna be ugly, any day now and stay that way till May.

Speaking of ugly lets talk about politics.  The Party of Antifa, formerly of the KKK, the Party of Maxine Waters, the Party of the (fortunately) incompetent baseball sniper, the Party of thinly veiled, spurious sexual misconduct allegations and “guilty till proven innocent” has found a way to win the House and some of the heavy smokers believe the Senate.  They’re gonna change their names!  I’ll let the “Beaumont’s” explain the strategy.

WARNING:  The language is infantryesque and may be rough for little penguin ears, but it is funny.

“I’m gonna change my name to Waylon Shaver Van Zandt Foley, I’m gonna get so GD big ya know even you’re momma’s gonna know me!”

Across the country Democrat candidates are changing their names.  They’re actually far-left, big-govt, kill the unborn types, but they’ve changed their names.  Now they’re “moderates.”  Billy Sutton, the Democrat candidate for governor in South Dakota is a good example.  He’s running as a pro-life Democrat but he held a fund raiser with Planned Parenthood of South Dakota.  He campaigned for Hillary but was a Bernie supporter.  He’s no moderate, he’s a damned communist[…]

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