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Subject: Complete or Finished?

Subject: Complete or Finished?

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Tip of the hat to gpabud who knows this to be a fact,  After more than 55 years with the same woman he still refers to her as his trophy bride   Complete or Finished? *************** No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words ‘complete’ and…

Drinking With a Minnesota Girl

Drinking With a Minnesota Girl

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DRINKING WITH A MINNESOTA GIRL A Mexican, an Arab, and a Minnesota girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer he throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces He says, “In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we…

Fun for Retirees- dealing with Obambots

Fun for Retirees- dealing with Obambots

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. . When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  We went up to…

Let me tell you about my weekend

Let me tell you about my weekend

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. A balding, white haired man from Chewbacca Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelery store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.  He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and…

I’ve never been in Cahoots.

I’ve never been in Cahoots.

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I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you…

Shave and a Haircut

Shave and a Haircut

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**************** An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to…

Going Green–errr recycling with the IRS

Going Green–errr recycling with the IRS

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  At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,? “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do…

Batboy Named Algae Czar

Batboy Named Algae Czar

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Snarky Basterd Conservative Daily News Batboy Named Algae Czar DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS — Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack “Downgrade” Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar. In his first…

Why athletes can’t have regular jobs

Why athletes can’t have regular jobs

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strike 3 These people are astounding…their combined IQ is probably under 100!  i don’t think the “mensa” group is worried about being infiltrated. [out of all 15 of these, the 1st is my favorite!]   Alphamom Why athletes can’t have regular jobs- real quotes from some of our “so called” role…

For ice cream lovers, The Barocky Road

For ice cream lovers, The Barocky Road

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. In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: ” Barocky Road .” Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised…

Marine Empathy

Marine Empathy

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  BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A SMILE. A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired, he remained in the military and eventually became…

Unpublished Danger of Solar Panels

Unpublished Danger of Solar Panels

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Solar panels have been touted as a way to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.  However, little information regarding their potential hazards has been reported by the media.  This is a 30 second narrated slide show which highlights the potential dangers of solar panels.  . . . . ,…

Toilet texting on the rise

Toilet texting on the rise

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Toilet texting on the rise Neal Augenstein, wtop.com WASHINGTON — With today’s smartphones, more people are taking their work and personal lives wherever they go — even to the toilet. A new study of mobile phone habits shows 75 percent of people have texted, emailed, used apps or surfed the…

Santaco Airlines-because it beat hoofing it

Santaco Airlines-because it beat hoofing it

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Currently SANTACO is only flying in Mexico but hopes to introduce further services to San Diego and Los Angeles later this year. FAA says they will be trying to stop the planes as they are unsure about their airworthiness. SANTACO said that they will not be beaten on price. A spacious…