A quick laugh

Shave and a Haircut

**************** An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells ...
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Going Green–errr recycling with the IRS

  At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said,? “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. ...
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Batboy Named Algae Czar

Snarky Basterd Conservative Daily News Batboy Named Algae Czar DISTRICT OF CRIMINALS — Fresh off blowing hot air at the press about the dire need to move U.S. energy dependence from oil to algae, President Barack “Downgrade” Obama today took daring steps, naming Batboy as the nation’s first Algae Czar. In ...
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Why athletes can’t have regular jobs

strike 3 These people are astounding…their combined IQ is probably under 100!  i don’t think the “mensa” group is worried about being infiltrated. [out of all 15 of these, the 1st is my favorite!]   Alphamom Why athletes can’t have regular jobs- real quotes from some of our “so ...
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For ice cream lovers, The Barocky Road

. In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: ” Barocky Road .” Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not ...
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rleeeermey-bo

  BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A SMILE. A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired, he remained in the military and ...
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Unpublished Danger of Solar Panels

Solar panels have been touted as a way to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.  However, little information regarding their potential hazards has been reported by the media.  This is a 30 second narrated slide show which highlights the potential dangers of solar panels.  . . . . ...
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Toilet texting on the rise

Toilet texting on the rise Neal Augenstein, wtop.com WASHINGTON — With today’s smartphones, more people are taking their work and personal lives wherever they go — even to the toilet. A new study of mobile phone habits shows 75 percent of people have texted, emailed, used apps or ...
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Santaco Airlines-because it beat hoofing it

Currently SANTACO is only flying in Mexico but hopes to introduce further services to San Diego and Los Angeles later this year. FAA says they will be trying to stop the planes as they are unsure about their airworthiness. SANTACO said that they will not be beaten on price. ...
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Just for Moo’s

  I thought of you when I saw this adorable video   http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/01/19/funny-dog-videos-boxer-and-cows/ ...
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Crickets

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How to tell the economy is bad..

How to tell when the economy is bad: You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil lays off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered ...
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See you on the bus

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal’s)  in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs . Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when ...
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New Baby Doll

Maybe for next Christmas The latest toy has hit the shops… a talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord. ...
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