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Eternal Ride

Eternal Ride

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LET’S GO CRUISIN!  ARE YOU READY FOR A RIDE?  Cruisin Caskets is the first and only of it’s kind.  We are a casket fabricating company that creates custom car  designs for the car lover that wants to leave this world in style.  We are currently taking orders for the 1950′s style Merc coffin that is pictured…

Clocks in Heaven

Clocks in Heaven

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.  Every time you…

Happy Halloween hehehe

Happy Halloween hehehe

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Please follow the directions and see what happens to you Halloween Card … Click Here…

Halloween Humor part 2

Halloween Humor part 2

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This one is even better…

Halloween Humor

Halloween Humor

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Media’s Biased Take On The Events

Media’s Biased Take On The Events

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  A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off…

PC — U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

PC — U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT  AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.…

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A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of…

Every Family Has One

Every Family Has One

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We used to hide ours in the back room. Crazy Uncle Joe (see photo). I hadn’t heard about this new phenomena but I guess it’s wide spread. I have a Wonder Woman outfit if anyone needs to borrow it. Maybe we should all get our superhero outfits on and head to Wall…

Are You A Liberal, Republican, or Southerner?

Are You A Liberal, Republican, or Southerner?

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  What can I say. I Prefer Colt to Kimber  Here is a little test that will help you decide.  The answer can be found by posing the following question:  You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small  children.  Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife…

Any Wonder Why Congress Has Such A Low Approval Rating!

Any Wonder Why Congress Has Such A Low Approval Rating!

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Who wants to start teaching geography again? From a DC airport ticket agent! This is priceless funny stuff; but alas, is only a small indication of how much trouble our country is in. God Bless America! A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in…

If you don’t laugh at this one, you’re dead!

If you don’t laugh at this one, you’re dead!

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From my old friend TN Rebel.     Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of…

Nancy Passes The Gavel

Nancy Passes The Gavel

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Gavel   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibSvTV_c2eY…

Yeah Right…..

Yeah Right…..

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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.” . The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent. We just…