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Home » Archives by category » Grumpy Opinions » Little bit lighter » A quick laugh (Page 4)
Ladies Stay Out Of The Produce Section
I just can’t pass this one up. Seems some muslim cleric has decided certain fruits and veggies can make a woman have “unpure” thoughts. Oh yeah, those cukes are giving me nasty thoughts, you know, like crap I have to cut all these up and make salad for dinner. I…
Better Than the Flu Shot!!!
Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him…
Grandma Got Run Over By obamacare!
Uploaded by harvolson on Aug 25, 2009 Grandma Got Run Over By Obama A song parody from the 8-17-09 Fred Thompson Show (56:30), set to an appropriate slideshow of images …
Mary Mary how does you garden grow
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment…
Catholic Dog:
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead… Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’ Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we…
YES, IT’S GOOD TO LAUGH:
The Irishman said to the priest, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’ The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’…
Bad Bird
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a very bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every phrase out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only…
Guts Vs Balls
Slightly off color. I hope no one is offended. I laughed my butt off. Guts vs. Balls Distinction between Guts and Balls To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about…
Mangy Moose
OK this one made me laugh! Some guys from Maine dressed their truck up with a guy spread-eagled on the roof of the truck. The driver and passenger put on moose heads. Down the Maine interstate they went, causing about 16 accidents. They went to jail. Maine cops have no…
(Another) A Guy goes into a bar funny story
Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, La. where there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space…
Cowboy buying condoms
this is priceless! it looks like he’s the sensitive type!– Alphamom Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH… SHE AIN’T THAT UGLY!!…
Today’s Funny
I got this from one of my “liberal” friends. I’m not sure why she sent it to me but I got a giggle…
F R O G we all need one.
I do hope this returns to ME the sender! Isn’t the little green guy sort of cute? I was told a story about a lady in the hospital who was near death when an area Chaplain came to visit her. This Chaplain was a very young female with long…
Confessional Box
A man goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display…