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Why athletes can’t have regular jobs

Why athletes can’t have regular jobs

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strike 3 These people are astounding…their combined IQ is probably under 100!  i don’t think the “mensa” group is worried about being infiltrated. [out of all 15 of these, the 1st is my favorite!]   Alphamom Why athletes can’t have regular jobs- real quotes from some of our “so called” role…

For ice cream lovers, The Barocky Road

For ice cream lovers, The Barocky Road

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. In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: ” Barocky Road .” Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised…

Marine Empathy

Marine Empathy

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  BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE JUST NEED A SMILE. A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired, he remained in the military and eventually became…

Unpublished Danger of Solar Panels

Unpublished Danger of Solar Panels

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Solar panels have been touted as a way to reduce our dependence on foreign oil.  However, little information regarding their potential hazards has been reported by the media.  This is a 30 second narrated slide show which highlights the potential dangers of solar panels.  . . . . ,…

Toilet texting on the rise

Toilet texting on the rise

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Toilet texting on the rise Neal Augenstein, wtop.com WASHINGTON — With today’s smartphones, more people are taking their work and personal lives wherever they go — even to the toilet. A new study of mobile phone habits shows 75 percent of people have texted, emailed, used apps or surfed the…

Santaco Airlines-because it beat hoofing it

Santaco Airlines-because it beat hoofing it

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Currently SANTACO is only flying in Mexico but hopes to introduce further services to San Diego and Los Angeles later this year. FAA says they will be trying to stop the planes as they are unsure about their airworthiness. SANTACO said that they will not be beaten on price. A spacious…

Just for Moo’s

Just for Moo’s

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  I thought of you when I saw this adorable video   http://dogs.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/01/19/funny-dog-videos-boxer-and-cows/…

Crickets

Crickets

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How to tell the economy is bad..

How to tell the economy is bad..

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How to tell when the economy is bad: You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil lays off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with…

See you on the bus

See you on the bus

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To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegal’s)  in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs . Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home. I started to cry when I thought…

New Baby Doll

New Baby Doll

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Maybe for next Christmas The latest toy has hit the shops… a talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what the heck it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.…

The Truth Hurts

The Truth Hurts

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    Somehow the truth hurts, and this may be it.In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an…

A Touching Christmas Story

A Touching Christmas Story

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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall, the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone…

Norma, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “

Norma, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “

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Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Ed would say, ” Norma, I’d like to ride in that helicopter ” Norma always replied, ” I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! ”…