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An Old Guy and a Bucket of Shrimp

An Old Guy and a Bucket of Shrimp

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It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. . . Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.. Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the…

Alabama Democratic Party Broke, Faces Eviction for Not Paying Rent

Alabama Democratic Party Broke, Faces Eviction for Not Paying Rent

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  Talk about the apple not falling far from the tree, this is yet another you can’t make this crap up story. No doubt, the same thing is going on in the White House. ALABAMA MEDIA MONTGOMERY, Alabama – Acting state Democratic Party Chairwoman Nancy Worley lowered her head and…

From a Major League Infidel

From a Major League Infidel

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    There may be some conjecture whether obamacare will cover the expense of these. I send this with a straight face, after laughing, as an attempt to intententionally denigrate both muzlums and their false religion. That includes the one(s) in the wh.   ————————————————————————…

Damn Those Brits Are Smart – A wise use of unnatural resources

Damn Those Brits Are Smart – A wise use of unnatural resources

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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. . . Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the…

Fascinating Study of Monkeys & The United States Congress

Fascinating Study of Monkeys & The United States Congress

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If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana.      As…

Pope Francis Blessing

Pope Francis Blessing

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    Here is the latest from the newly ordained Pope Francis. If you are Catholic or know a Catholic you’ll appreciate this. Pope Francis was recently finished his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti Homini” – Blessed be Mankind. A Woman’s Rights Group approached the Pope…

The Boston Marathon bombing — The FBI investigates (Latma TV)

The Boston Marathon bombing — The FBI investigates (Latma TV)

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Uploaded to YouTube April 25, 2013 by Latma TV. Satire. The teachable moment in the event that one still has not learned anything from these terrorist attacks is that PC will get you killed.…

Fighting the Left, A suggestion for retirees

Fighting the Left, A suggestion for retirees

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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.     Well, for example, the other day, Kay and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I…

Gerbils Strut Their Stuff At New England Pageant

Gerbils Strut Their Stuff At New England Pageant

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  By RODRIQUE NGOWI BEDFORD, Mass. (AP) — The American Gerbil Society’s annual pageant brought dozens of rodents scurrying to New England this weekend for a chance to win “top gerbil.” The Bedford competition called for agility demonstrations in which the gerbils must overcome obstacles and race to the end of…

Deion Sanders Kicking it w/ Glenn Beck

Deion Sanders Kicking it w/ Glenn Beck

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GLENNBECK.COM Hall of Fame football player Deion Sanders was in Dallas, TX on Tuesday and happened to stop by the Glenn Beck Studios!     The greatest of all time meets the least athletic of all time. Great to have you in studios @deionsanders WG twitter.com/glennbeck/stat… — Glenn Beck (@glennbeck)…

“Survivor – Texas Style”

“Survivor – Texas Style”

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Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: “Survivor – Texas-Style!” The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas , drive to Waco ,Austin , San Antonio , then over to Houston and down toBrownsville . They will then proceed up to Del Rio ,…

Why Parents Drink

Why Parents Drink

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day.     Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. ‘ Hello ? ’…

Lucky Escape | Alway let the girl finish- YouTube

Lucky Escape | Alway let the girl finish- YouTube

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    Yep it’s never a good idea to interrupt a lady when she’s speaking straight from the heart.. besides being impolite, the smart move is to let her finish – As this video explains ‘ .  …

How Beer Gave Us Civilization

How Beer Gave Us Civilization

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evidence that supports the idea that some early humans grew and stored grain for beer, even before they cultivated it for bread. By JEFFREY P. KAHN | NY Times HUMAN beings are social animals. But just as important, we are socially constrained as well. We can probably thank the latter trait for…

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