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If you need someone who will……

If you need someone who will……

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  * If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers *> *…then buy a dog.* * If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever…

Woman Arrested For TUI (teaching under the influence)

Woman Arrested For TUI (teaching under the influence)

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Kathleen Jardine realized she was too drunk to drive, so she took a cab to work. possibly because she’d been arrested for drunken driving a few days before.  It must not have occurred to her, that if she was to plastered to drive, she might be to drunk to teach…

Family Affair: Three Members of Vermont Family Arrested On Same Day For DUI

Family Affair: Three Members of Vermont Family Arrested On Same Day For DUI

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The Woodward family may need to add a keg to their family crest. Three members of the family — Nicholas (right), 19, Joshua (left), 22 and father Brian, 46 — were all arrested on the same day in Vermont on separate incidents of driving under the influence. Perhaps…

Teacher absent 23 years in 24-year career

Teacher absent 23 years in 24-year career

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Tweet Victor Skinner INDORE, India – School officials in India are looking for biology teacher Sangeeta Kashyap to ask her why she’s been absent from class … for 23 years. The teacher is still listed as an employee of a school in the town of Idore despite taking…

Lawsuit asks the question: Can a monkey own a selfie?

Lawsuit asks the question: Can a monkey own a selfie?

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Monkey see, monkey snap shutter Monkey see, monkey snap shutter In a lawsuit that could never have happened before the age of social media, a professional photographer who handed his camera to a monkey to take a selfie is suing Wikimedia for  posting the pictures  on its free…

Gaffe-tastic Joe Biden thinks ‘Africa’ is a country, not a continent

Gaffe-tastic Joe Biden thinks ‘Africa’ is a country, not a continent

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American VP addressed 50 world leaders – all from Africa – on Tuesday 'There's no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world's most prosperous nations,' he said Face-palm moment came in the run-up to a glitzy White House dinner where…

OOPS! MSNBC Reporter Says Obama is From Kenya

OOPS! MSNBC Reporter Says Obama is From Kenya

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  Have to love those NBC ouch moments. Not that we didn’t know it but to hear MSNBC admit it is proof that Progressives, Barack Obama and the mainstream media set out intentionally to defraud the American people and the highest office in the United States. In the meantime, the…

Mad money: Joe Biden’s personal ‘taxi service’ costs taxpayers more than $1 million

Mad money: Joe Biden’s personal ‘taxi service’ costs taxpayers more than $1 million

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biden phone Vice President Joe Biden has spent more than $1 million flying at taxpayer expense between his home in Delaware and his office in Washington, according to excerpts released from a new book. Best-selling author Ronald Kessler said the Secret Service calls Biden’s transportation the “Wilmington Shuttle,”…

Pregnant goat gives birth on animal control truck in Riverside County

Pregnant goat gives birth on animal control truck in Riverside County

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Mother goat A pregnant dairy goat recovered near Perris gave birth while riding inside a Riverside County animal control truck, officials said. The mama goat was being driven to the San Jacinto Valley Animal Campus when she delivered two babies during the course of the 25-minute ride Wednesday…

The Phone Call From Hell

The Phone Call From Hell

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  . George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. . While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.  The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. . Putin asks to call Russia and talks for…

News Flash – Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!

News Flash – Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!

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, The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today. This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and Central America. Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors.…

New Jersey reptile expert reportedly told to ‘keep mouth shut’ about anaconda on loose

New Jersey reptile expert reportedly told to ‘keep mouth shut’ about anaconda on loose

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Fox News A reptile expert said Friday that he wants to go “on the record” and confirm that New Jersey authorities are searching for an anaconda, not a boa constrictor in the state’s largest lake. “I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a…

Limb amputation for stealing required by Sharia Law now is being practiced in a Philadelphia mosque

Limb amputation for stealing required by Sharia Law now is being practiced in a Philadelphia mosque

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Jul 19 2014 Masjid Ar-Razaqq Ul-Karim mosque on 63rd Street Masjid Ar-Razaqq Ul-Karim mosque on 63rd Street Police say a leader at a west Philadelphia mosque is under arrest after he was accused of trying to chop off the hand of a mosque member he suspected of stealing…

Dad catches male babysitter molesting his son, beats the SOB to a pulp

Dad catches male babysitter molesting his son,  beats the SOB to a pulp

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A Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old male babysitter unconscious when he returned home to find him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son. Raymond Frolander was a trusted family friend and neighbor, Daytona News-Journal  reported. According to police, when the father caught Frolander in the bedroom molesting his son,…

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