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Cowboys and Muslims..

Cowboys and Muslims..

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. <><><><><><><>   Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport lounge  in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian, passing thru from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show. And the  third is a fundamentalist Arab student…

Muslim Leader, eating your wife is okay

Muslim Leader, eating your wife is okay

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  . If you’re really hungry.. Wild Bill has a few comments about the concept..  He even offers to send Muslim men a shipment of American Meat tenderizers, and if he can arrange it……… err never mind, enjoy the video .…

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

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  . This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you  get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I’ll meet you there.) There are 4 test questions.  Don’t miss one.   Giraffe Test             1.…

Mayday-Mayday

Mayday-Mayday

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  . An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The terrified passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled:  …

Bias In The News

Bias In The News

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. IF YOU HAD A HUNCH THE NEWS SYSTEM WAS SOMEWHAT RIGGED AND YOU COULDN’T PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU SOLVE THE PUZZLE. ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice, National Security Adviser. CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben…

Breaking News – Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation

Breaking News – Bruce Jenner Transition Fires New Speculation

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Wash. DC – Over the past year a rash of news stories surfaced speculating whether gold-medal winning Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner was undergoing a gender transition from male to female. Though Jenner has yet to publicly confirm the story, members of his extended family, including the Kardashian clan, have recently…

DECISIONS, DECISIONS: Which is the better deal?

DECISIONS, DECISIONS:  Which is the better deal?

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I won a Nigerian lottery according to an email from a Nigerian prince. . . He holds the sum of ONE MILLION DOLLARS in my name and he wants to send it to me FREE! All I have to do is give him my bank account numbers and send him $500.00…

Warning: New Disease Highly Contagious

Warning: New Disease Highly Contagious

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  . A Newly Defined Disease is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.   January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread.  The disease itself…

Women’s rights prof arrested for beating up boyfriend on Valentine’s Day

Women’s rights prof arrested for beating up boyfriend on Valentine’s Day

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A Columbia University professor—who is an ardent supporter of women’s rights and advocate against domestic violence—was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor assault after beating up her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. According to her faculty bio on Columbia’s website, Joann Baney, 54, is the faculty director of the…

Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol.

Florida woman stops alligator attack with a small Beretta pistol.

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This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself? A Beretta Jetfire testimonial…. Here is her story in her own words:   “While out walking along…

Weather Channel’s Cantore Goes Nuts Over Thundersnow

Weather Channel’s Cantore Goes Nuts Over Thundersnow

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. Nothing like a little extreme weather to cause a weatherman to go nuts.. Watch the Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore ‘s reaction to a little thunder snow during Sundays storm in Massachusetts. A cpuple flashes of lighting during a snowstorm and he’s more excited than a teenage boy who finds…

Man arrested after nearly colliding with unmarked police car lists ‘drug dealer’ as occupation

Man arrested after nearly colliding with unmarked police car lists ‘drug dealer’ as occupation

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Robert Phillips If nothing else, Robert Michael Phillips deserves an “A” for honesty. When the 25-year-old Phillips, of West Palm Beach, Fla., was arrested last Tuesday after he swerved in front of an unmarked Palm Beach County Sheriff’s car, nearly causing a crash, he entered his occupation on the arrest report as…

Marvelous! School Head Sings Notice of Snow Day (Video)

Marvelous! School Head Sings Notice of Snow Day (Video)

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  Last evening, Matt Glendinning, head of Moses Brown School in Providence, Rhode Island posted a special videotaped message (below) on the school’s website and YouTube account informing students that due to the blizzard, Tuesday is a snow day. The message set to the tune of the movie, Frozen’s theme…

Obama Offends India by Chewing Gum at Parade

Obama Offends India by Chewing Gum at Parade

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  Never let it be said that money can buy you class or that Barack Obama is not an equal opportunity offender (Actually, Obama big on double standards is quite selective about who he offends.) The country of India this weekend erupted in outrage and satire across social media as…

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