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The Phone Call From Hell

The Phone Call From Hell

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  . George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. . While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.  The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. . Putin asks to call Russia and talks for…

News Flash – Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!

News Flash – Another boat intercepted off the Texas coast!!

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, The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today. This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and Central America. Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors.…

New Jersey reptile expert reportedly told to ‘keep mouth shut’ about anaconda on loose

New Jersey reptile expert reportedly told to ‘keep mouth shut’ about anaconda on loose

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Fox News A reptile expert said Friday that he wants to go “on the record” and confirm that New Jersey authorities are searching for an anaconda, not a boa constrictor in the state’s largest lake. “I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a…

Limb amputation for stealing required by Sharia Law now is being practiced in a Philadelphia mosque

Limb amputation for stealing required by Sharia Law now is being practiced in a Philadelphia mosque

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Jul 19 2014 Masjid Ar-Razaqq Ul-Karim mosque on 63rd Street Masjid Ar-Razaqq Ul-Karim mosque on 63rd Street Police say a leader at a west Philadelphia mosque is under arrest after he was accused of trying to chop off the hand of a mosque member he suspected of stealing…

Dad catches male babysitter molesting his son, beats the SOB to a pulp

Dad catches male babysitter molesting his son,  beats the SOB to a pulp

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A Daytona Beach father beat an 18-year-old male babysitter unconscious when he returned home to find him sexually abusing his 11-year-old son. Raymond Frolander was a trusted family friend and neighbor, Daytona News-Journal  reported. According to police, when the father caught Frolander in the bedroom molesting his son,…

New Film Exposes and Mocks ‘Progressives’

New Film Exposes and Mocks ‘Progressives’

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  Cliff Kincaid, Accuracy in Media Former FBI informant in the Weather Underground, Larry Grathwohl, is one of the stars of Joel Gilbert’s new film, ‘There’s No Place Like Utopia,’ which is premiering in Denver on Friday and then goes nationwide. Friday, July 18, also happens to be ‘Blog About…

You don’t have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.

You don’t have to be an engineer to appreciate this story.

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A toothpaste factory had a problem. They sometimes shipped empty boxes without the tube inside. This challenged their perceived quality with the buyers and distributors. Understanding how important the relationship with them was, the CEO of the company assembled his top people. They decided to hire an external engineering company…

Prankster dupes MSNBC on takedown of Malaysia Airlines MH17 (video)

Prankster dupes MSNBC on takedown of Malaysia Airlines MH17  (video)

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  The Count Krystal Ball, from MSNBC’s The Cycle took a call from someone claiming to be Staff Sgt. Michael Boyd for an exclusive scoop about witnessing the missile that downed Malaysia Airlines plane, there was one little problem, it wasn’t Boyd.   PRICELESS!  Rumor has it that the offender…

How to turn a carrot into a clarinet — Seriously, I’m not kidding

How to turn a carrot into a clarinet — Seriously, I’m not kidding

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Okay Dad’s, it’s time to make a trip to the grocery store, get out the drill and amaze your kids..     I would suggest buying some ear protection, before turning your finished carrot-net over to a four year old.. Besides the carrot, which has a limited useful life, the…

Amazing Can’t Fail Weight Loss Plan For Guys -If your heart can take it

Amazing Can’t Fail Weight Loss Plan For Guys -If your heart can take it

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How to lose MASSIVE amounts of weight! We need to figure out a way to market this! Any ideas??? Worth reading to the end- I promise! A guy calls a company and o…rders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there…

BOOM! Clinton Author Klein Says Obama & Hillary Had a “Physical Altercation” in White House (Video)

BOOM! Clinton Author Klein Says Obama & Hillary Had a “Physical Altercation” in White House (Video)

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  The Gateway Pundit …In his book Blood Feud Klein claims there was an actual “physical altercation” between Barack and Hillary in the White House. (No word on who won), that Michelle Obama calls Hillary the “Hildebeast” (along with half the country), and that Barack takes a separate plane to…

Deadliest, Rarest Form of Plague Contracted Near Denver

Deadliest, Rarest Form of Plague Contracted Near Denver

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From the Trenches World Report Bloomberg – by Sonali Basak and Jennifer Oldham A Colorado man is infected with the rarest and most fatal form of plague, an airborne version that can be spread through coughing and sneezing. It is the first case of pneumonic plague seen in the state since 2004, said…

Baby Boom: Federal Works Were Busy ‘Getting Busy’ During Gov’t Shutdown

Baby Boom: Federal Works Were Busy ‘Getting Busy’ During Gov’t Shutdown

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Wikimedia Commons It was nine months ago this week that the Federal Government experienced a partial shutdown. The budget impasse between House Republicans and the Obama administration over funding for Obamacare kept several thousand federal employees home for two weeks. The bulk of those workers live in the…

VIDEO: Barack ‘No Time for the Texas Border’ Obama Parties at a Denver Bar

VIDEO: Barack ‘No Time for the Texas Border’ Obama Parties at a Denver Bar

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  Tea Party Network News Barack Obama is away from D.C. right now doing what he obviously sees as his primary presidential duties, fundraising and partying. It was widely known that Obama was invited by Texas Governor Rick Perry to visit the Rio Grande border during his fundraising visit to…

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