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C3-PO:  “Where are you going, you annoying little Droid?” R2-D2:  “Ploop, whistle, pfffrrrattttt…..” C3-PO:  “What do you mean we mean we have to get Back to the Future?  And why are you melding Movie Storylines?” R2-D2:  “Bbrrrraaff, spliff, doink, vrooom, vroooom!” C3-PO:  “Why would anyone do that?” R2-D2:   “Whistle,…

Hot Deep and Wet

Hot Deep and Wet

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. Scientist #1:  “Bob, about Global Warming, any idea why it’s petered out?  Any theories on why the Earth’s temperature isn’t rising, you know, like we said it must?” . Scientist #2:  “Um, yeah, about that…” . Scientist #3:  “Given the complexity of the interpretation of the data and the…

Smoke On the Desert, A Fryer In the Sky…

Smoke On the Desert, A Fryer In the Sky…

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. A literary tip of the hat to the musical group, Deep Purple, without whom, today’s post title would not be possible…  And if I have to explain it to you, you most likely won’t get it any way, so let’s just leave it where it is for now. Okay,…

From My Cold Dead (and Sticky) Hands…

From My Cold Dead (and Sticky) Hands…

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“Hey kid, you’ll put that sign down if you know what’s good for you…” As the summer of 2014 inches inexorably towards fall, children across America have one more reason to dread returning to their local ‘Temple of Pure Thought’…  The Great American Bake Sale, the lone redeeming feature of…

Mean Mrs. Mustard

Mean Mrs. Mustard

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#BringBackErucaVesicariaSativa . POLITICO, July 19, 2014:  First lady goes on offensive at ‘Kids’ State Dinner’. First lady Michelle Obama used a White House lunch honoring the pint-size winners of a national recipe contest to send a clear message to Congress on Friday: Healthy school lunch reforms are here to stay.…

“Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste” The Gas Tax Edition

“Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste” The Gas Tax Edition

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Definition of crisis (n)   (Plural, crises)     cri·sis [ kri'ssiss ] dangerous or worrying time: a situation or period in which things are very uncertain, difficult, or painful, especially a time when action must be taken to avoid complete disaster or breakdown critical moment: a time when something very important…

Your Vote = $37… Their Vote = $40,659

Your Vote = $37…  Their Vote = $40,659

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  Last Train to Brownsville Hop the last train to Brownsville And I’ll meet you at the station You can be there by 6:30 Let’s call it illegal immigration But don’t be slow Oh no no no, oh no no noPresident Obama says that it’s okay He’s getting us $3.7…

Under Water (Welcome to the New Economy!)

Under Water (Welcome to the New Economy!)

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Yup, the final results of 1st Quarter Economic Growth are in and… . We’re under water. . Here’s a headline for you: . Reuters:  U.S. economy collapses in first quarter, but growing again . WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. economy contracted at a much steeper pace in the first quarter…

Poor Democrats… So Full of Love

Poor Democrats…  So Full of Love

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  . A day late to the party, Joe Biden has recently jumped into the, “I’m poor like YOU!”, pity-fest being sponsored by the DNC in DC.  Kicked-off by that down-to-Earth-girl-next-door-look-at-me-I’m-so-poor Hillary Ramrod Clinton, crazy Uncle Joe has tossed his tattered hair (um, sorry, I meant to say, ‘hat’) into…

The Only Answer Washington Insiders Ever Give…

The Only Answer Washington Insiders Ever Give…

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. Thank goodness that Nancy Pelosi took a few moments from her busy day to answer the question which many Americans (with a pulse) have been asking themselves, “So, like, hey, what’s up with those IRS e-mails regarding ‘TEA Party targeting’ being ‘lost’ due to multiple hard drive crashes, failures,…

In Space, No One Considers You Unemployed

In Space, No One Considers You Unemployed

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I have been silent too long.  The signs were everywhere, and I ignored them.   . To the few of us left behind, please know…  . The aliens have returned  . Over the past several months I watched and hoped I was wrong, but to my great dismay, I knew the…

Let the Chips Implant Where They may…

Let the Chips Implant Where They may…

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Trillions of dollars spent on a fundamentally flawed educational system, generations of unionized teachers, decades of the ‘best and brightest’ nurturing the wide-eyed youth of America, and, in the end? I keep finding articles like this one from ‘theweek.com’:   Confused uninsured people thought ObamaCare meant getting microchip implants One…

Al Sharpton’s Easter Message

Al Sharpton’s Easter Message

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. “Hey kids, you smell that?” the man in the faded blue overalls asks the three kids walking at his side. . The boys next to the man each lift their heads to sniff the cold spring morning’s air.  “I smell something, but what is it Dad?” the youngest asks.…

If I were Evil…

If I were Evil…

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I have heard quite a bit over the past two weeks about the subject of Racism in America.  Supporters of the President have been saying that anyone who opposes his policies are doing so simply ‘because they are Racist’.  The President, the Attorney General of the United States, and Nancy…

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