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John Kerry – The “Moveable Feast” of Idiocy

John Kerry – The “Moveable Feast” of Idiocy

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 . You know, I haven’t spent nearly enough time speaking about John Kerry.  Yes, John Forbes Kerry, current Secretary of State, Former Senator from Massachusetts (1985 – 2013) and, the singular reason why I personally have no Heinz products in my home.    .  .   Can we be honest with each…

If an Obama Administration Official Isn’t Lying… Do They Ever Make a Sound?

If an Obama Administration Official Isn’t Lying…  Do They Ever Make a Sound?

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“Hey, did you hear that?” . Yes, today’s post is a variant of the “If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?, thing.” . Robert (feel free to call him ‘Bob’, ‘Bobby’, or simply, ‘Lyin Bob’) McDonald was…

Scary Things

Scary Things

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It has occurred to me that there are things which you should fear because they might actually cause you harm (either physically OR emotionally).   However, there are also things which other people tell you that you should be really, really afraid of and, well, you’ll see.  Things (my personal favorites)…

Barack Obama – The Interstellar Peace Maker

Barack Obama – The Interstellar Peace Maker

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Dirk Benedict – tanned, rested, and ready for the challenge ahead . December 23, 2014:  Stand by for Breaking Moos! . The entire Earth today breathes a collective sigh of relief as United States’ President Barack Obama announces that he has normalized relations with… . The Cylon Empire! . .…

The ACA’s Diminishing Return(ees)

The ACA’s Diminishing Return(ees)

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“Any resemblance to Satan is purely coincidental and is not necessarily indicative of your expected health care experience” . Yes, men, women, boys and girls, this upcoming Saturday, we’ll have the rare opportunity to dip our collective toes into the ObamaCare ‘Marketplace’ once again!!!  And, if you know what’s good…

The Democrat Undertow vs. The Republican Wave…

The Democrat Undertow vs. The Republican Wave…

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Debbie Wasserman Schultz – The Public Face of the Democrat Party Yeah, I know, the photo above is a cheap shot at the Titular Head of the DNC (because it looks just like her).  In my defense, I was looking for an image of Debbie Wasserman Schultz that would visualize…

Losing Patients (with Ebola-Like Symptoms)

Losing Patients (with Ebola-Like Symptoms)

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  A word of caution regarding the title of this post:  Today’s post title includes use of a ‘Homophone‘.  If you are easily offended by several words which sound the same but are spelled differently, please read the following at your own risk.  – Thank you! No, I am not…

Barry, Bar the Door…

Barry, Bar the Door…

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. I woke yesterday morning to the news that a nurse caring for the “Index Patient” has tested positive for the Ebola Virus.  I guess when CDC director, Dr. Tom Frieden, can’t even call the “Index Patient” by name should have been a pretty good indication of elusive comments to…

Fifty-Two Ways to Pause Your Warming

Fifty-Two Ways to Pause Your Warming

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   FIFTY-TWO WAYS TO PAUSE YOUR WARMING “The Earth will soon be dead” the Media said to me “The answer is easy if you take it logically We’d like to help you in your struggle to breathe free There are fifty-two ways to pause your warming” . Gore said “It’s…

Michelle Obama Speaks to the Children…

Michelle Obama Speaks to the Children…

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama took to the airwaves Friday in a Channel One interview beamed into thousands of school classrooms to an estimated 5 million students across America. . According to a transcript provided on the Channel One website, Obama said, “I know kids are grumbling because…

Car Wars

Car Wars

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C3-PO:  “Where are you going, you annoying little Droid?” R2-D2:  “Ploop, whistle, pfffrrrattttt…..” C3-PO:  “What do you mean we mean we have to get Back to the Future?  And why are you melding Movie Storylines?” R2-D2:  “Bbrrrraaff, spliff, doink, vrooom, vroooom!” C3-PO:  “Why would anyone do that?” R2-D2:   “Whistle,…

Hot Deep and Wet

Hot Deep and Wet

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. Scientist #1:  “Bob, about Global Warming, any idea why it’s petered out?  Any theories on why the Earth’s temperature isn’t rising, you know, like we said it must?” . Scientist #2:  “Um, yeah, about that…” . Scientist #3:  “Given the complexity of the interpretation of the data and the…

Smoke On the Desert, A Fryer In the Sky…

Smoke On the Desert, A Fryer In the Sky…

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. A literary tip of the hat to the musical group, Deep Purple, without whom, today’s post title would not be possible…  And if I have to explain it to you, you most likely won’t get it any way, so let’s just leave it where it is for now. Okay,…

From My Cold Dead (and Sticky) Hands…

From My Cold Dead (and Sticky) Hands…

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“Hey kid, you’ll put that sign down if you know what’s good for you…” As the summer of 2014 inches inexorably towards fall, children across America have one more reason to dread returning to their local ‘Temple of Pure Thought’…  The Great American Bake Sale, the lone redeeming feature of…

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