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Random Thoughts: War, Founding Founders, and Telly Monster
I wish we had a presidenting president. So was Founding Founders a mistake, or did the the White House just not like getting made fun of by tweeting tweeters? Posted by Frank J. IMAO Blog Ooh! I’ve been invited to join Facebook! Finally! The Supreme Court ruled that human jeans can’t be…
Hubris! James Clapper’s Black-Tie Dinner Joke: Late due to reading people’s emails.
DailyMail.co.uk Foot-in-mouth-prone Director of National Intelligence James Clapper spoke at a black-tie dinner honoring former CIA and National Security Agency chief Michael Hayden on Friday night and – just days after admitting that he’d provided false testimony to Congress in regards to the Prism program – started cracking jokes about…
Bad Night at the Bar
. I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, Wales, you bloody idiot!” So I…
Three Golfers and A Blonde…..
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of…
Why Wives Don’t Send Husbands Shopping
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?” …
Abe and Esther
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m afraid I have some very bad news… Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily,…
1950′s Music Group Predicted the Rise of Obama
Remember the Platters? If not, ask your parents or grandparents, odds are they will… And yes, most male musicians actually wore suits on stage back then… Anyway, way back in the 1950′s the Platters did a song just for Barack Obama, and he hadn’t even been born yet..…
With Hillary In Trouble – Dems Have a New 2016 Pick In Mind
Benghazigate has already damaged Hillary’s brand severely With more information about her negligence, and her role in the cover-up coming out almost daily. there’s virtually no way for her to recover.. The s***t’s has gotten to deep for even Bubba to polish it up.. So the Democrats have been…
The Queens Riddle and the No Nothing White House
Obama went to visit the Queen of England. He related that he was having difficulty in selecting advisers to help him in his job as President. He asked the Queen. Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to…
An Old Guy and a Bucket of Shrimp
It happened every Friday evening, almost without fail, when the sun resembled a giant orange and was starting to dip into the blue ocean. . . Old Ed came strolling along the beach to his favorite pier.. Clutched in his bony hand was a bucket of shrimp. Ed walks out to the…
Alabama Democratic Party Broke, Faces Eviction for Not Paying Rent
Talk about the apple not falling far from the tree, this is yet another you can’t make this crap up story. No doubt, the same thing is going on in the White House. ALABAMA MEDIA MONTGOMERY, Alabama – Acting state Democratic Party Chairwoman Nancy Worley lowered her head and…
From a Major League Infidel
There may be some conjecture whether obamacare will cover the expense of these. I send this with a straight face, after laughing, as an attempt to intententionally denigrate both muzlums and their false religion. That includes the one(s) in the wh. ————————————————————————…
Damn Those Brits Are Smart – A wise use of unnatural resources
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East. . . Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the…
Fascinating Study of Monkeys & The United States Congress
If you start with a cage containing five monkeys and inside the cage, hang a banana on a string from the top and then you place a set of stairs under the banana, before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana. As…