The left has the best heroes and USA Today manufactured an entire fairy tale around a petty criminal who was too lazy to tell the truth, reapply for DACA, and also too lazy to tell authorities he was leaving the country.
But he’s a leftist hero! The first DREAMer to be deported!
USA Today reported the heartwarming story of the DREAMer, titled, “DREAMer is first to be deported under Trump.” It hammers Trump while it goes through the tear-jerking details. As it has been said, never let a good crisis go to wasteor to quote, Gypsy Rose Lee, “Ya gotta have a gimmick.”
Described as “shy,” Juan Manuel Montes, 23, is portrayed as a victim in this Gannett publication. Garnnett is shrinking in size and iS often called, the Daily Regurgitation.
The hapless Juan mysteriously finds himself in a series of events that end up with him being deported to his homeland – Mexico.
Poor Juan says, “I thought that if I kept my nose clean, nothing would happen.” Except, he didn’t keep his nose clean, he’s a shoplifter who drives without a license.
“Buried at the end of the bobbing and weaving account of “undocumented” Montes we read that Court records show he has four convictions: one for shoplifting in January 2016, and three for driving without a license, most recently three months ago[…]
H/t Robert Trent.