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Specializing in Odds and Ends”.

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.  

 

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Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:

 

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors“.

 

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 

So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.

 

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

 

“Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.

 

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again..

 

Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.

 

Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!

 

So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.

 

“Nuts and Butts” – no way.

 

“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.

 

“Loons and Moons” – forget it.

 

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:

 

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and
Ends”.

 

Everyone loved it.

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