GOT DRUGS? The D.E.A. is calling on Americans to empty their medicine chests and turn in their private stash of potentially dangerous pharmaceuticals. But what’s more American than self-medication? And how else to make it through election season? Republicans oppose such sweeping confiscations and the “Pledge to America,” taking a limited-government approach, promises to seize only any “unspent stimulus.” Nancy Pelosi explains in song why Congress is not covered by ObamaCare. They have their own plan that gives them special benefits and heavy drug use may be the reason that Congress is so ineffective. “Take Ten Pills and You’re Fine” was written and performed by the Capitol Steps’ Visit the Capitol Steps web-site at www.CapitolSteps.Com.