Specializing in Odds and Ends”.

Specializing in Odds and Ends”.

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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.  




Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:


Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors“.


The town council was livid and insisted they change it.


So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.


This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.


“Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.


Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again..


Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.


Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!


So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.


“Nuts and Butts” – no way.


“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.


“Loons and Moons” – forget it.


Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:


“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and


Everyone loved it.

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